Run
Date
Time
Venue
Hares
Long Run
Long Run
Hares
Short Run
Short Run
On Back
485
9 Feb
1530
Curium Stadium
Jim B
Shaz and Mike
486
16 Feb
1530
Paramali
TBC
Issy and Denis
487
23 Feb
1530
Radio Sonde
Jim B
Doris and Geoff
488
1 Mar
1530
Kouklia
Geoff C and Brian
Carol and Marion
489
8 Mar
1530
Sotira
Clive
Anne
490
15 Mar
1530
Akrotiri
Mark and Gay
Colin and Pat
491
22 Mar
1530
Episkopi
Tony and Sarah
Mary
492
29 Mar
Doras/Lania
Faith
Chris
493
5 Apr
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Happy Valley Hash House Harriers
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Greetings Happy Hashers and Hashettes,
The run on Thursday 16th February will be at Paramali beach starting at 1530. From both west and east take the Paramali exit from the motorway. At both tee junctions turn right and then turn left at the signs and follow them from there, the Hares being Denis and Issy as well as ????
Two women are having a coffee and catching up:
So, how was your evening last night?
A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later. Nightmare, and you?
Oh, mine was incredible.. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles and we had foreplay which lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and we chatted until late.. It was wonderful...
Two women are having a coffee and catching up:
So, how was your evening last night?
A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later. Nightmare, and you?
Oh, mine was incredible.. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles and we had foreplay which lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and we chatted until late.. It was wonderful...
The run in Thursday 26th will be at Radio Sönde starting at 1530. From the highway take the Paramali turnoff then drive up the hill towards the married quarters at the top of which you will see the sign for Radio Sönde and no doubt the first of our signs, follow them north until you come across the group.
Two men meet at the pub...
So, how was your evening last night?
Incredible! When I came home, the food was just ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep. Wonderful night, I just love my wife, You?
A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness. Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out for dinner. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an ear-full...! The Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford a taxi, so we had to walk home. It took ages and once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these f..k..g candles to avoid knocking everything over. I was so wound up and pissed off that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another one to finish. In the end, I was still wound up and it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything and nothing.......disaster.
So, how was your evening last night?
Incredible! When I came home, the food was just ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep. Wonderful night, I just love my wife, You?
A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness. Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out for dinner. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an ear-
The first run in March is to be near Kouklia. From the highway take the Kouklia/Archimandrita turn off then continue westwards along the old Limassol Paphos road. Not long after you have gone under the highway, turn right following the HVH3 signsup the hill towards Kouiklia and through the village.
My wife was in the bathroom for hours getting ready to go out when finally the door swung open and she said, "Honestly, do I look fat in this".
I replied, "Yes love, but to be fair, it's only a small bathroom".
The run on 8 Mar. is to be laid by Clive and Anne. Take Sotira turn off from motorway. Signs from crossroads at Sotira.
On the day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?"
I said, "After the football love"
She said, "You do realize that you can record it?"
I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes".
I said, "After the football love"
She said, "You do realize that you can record it?"
I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes".
As you can see from the Hair Raiser’s list, there are still one or two gaps which need filling. If you can help by filling one or more of those slots then please let her know. It doesn’t matter if you have never done it before as she will mate you with an experienced hare for your first time - and the second if you liked it.
Please do make sure that your guests are properly shod for the terrain, flip flops, carpet slippers or ballet shoes are definitely not suitable and if you are bringing dogs, cats, terrapins, children or other alien species with you please, do keep them under control, particularly during the circle; it’s very disconcerting when one gets to the punch line of a joke or notice and a pack of dogs and/or kids goes rolling across the circle.
Even though the weather is now positively Siberian during the run and the days are getting colder, you still need some water to keep yourself hydrated and, as it is getting decidedly chilly during the circle, suggest you bring someone warm to wrap up in.
On_Onn
Mike the Pipe
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Mike the Pipe